by backstabberssuck February 11, 2012
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When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
by Thouston299 May 28, 2011
don't dog the boys is a term often user by gangs or people associated with gangs, usually said when in a position when someone is about to dog important information to someone else or a rival enemy.
"Ay don't dog the boys"
by gang hand September 27, 2016
An expression of disbelief; a means of expressing, "don't lie to me, I already know the truth." Rural Southern origin.
I know where you were last night. Don't give me no jazz." "Don't gimme no jazz, I saw you looking at her.
by Black Bowler October 06, 2010
Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.
Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
by J. Eklow September 21, 2007
by Enyce November 19, 2013