sticky side out

Often said to a male when he is either complaining about something inane or performing a manly action poorly. It insinuates that he is female, he is menstruating, and that he placed the sanitary napkin to catch the flow with the sticky side towards his genitalia. This causes obvious pain, which leads to both anger and poorer performance all around. Ask any woman over the age of 13 who has used pads. She'll know.

(At shooting range) "Dude, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!" "Shaddup, it's the sights are off!" "Whatever, man, sticky side out."

by minameismud May 2, 2011

sticky glowstick

When you glue bioluminescent paint on yo dick

Hey bbg, wanna snap my sticky glowstick?

by Thetatochip December 17, 2023

sticky jimmy

A sticky jimmy Is when a female blows a snot rocket all over the penis. The snot then acts as lube for the absolute fuck sesh that's about to happen.

That bitch gave me a sticky jimmy last night and now it burns when I pee.

by Lickmysmegma July 20, 2021

sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.

Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.

by caboosesam September 2, 2022

Sticky Shrubs

Masturbating using a drinking horn full of mead.

Person 1: “dude what are you doing with a drinking horn in your lap?”

Person 2: “leave me alone, I’m halfway through a sticky shrubs!”

by Jorl August 12, 2024

sticky pumpkin hand

When you are fisting someone and you pull out chunks of something like when you are scooping out a pumpkin

Last night with Eric, I got sticky pumpkin hands

by tater_anne September 30, 2017

sticky finger bandit

Brett Favre, i.e. in the particular context of $70 million in federal welfare funds fraudulently going to The Gunslinger, a volleyball complex and a former pro wrestler in a scandal that has rocked Mississippi.

Sticky Finger Bandit example

Aaron Rogers - Now I probably got some help playing behind a guy who played in 300+ straight starts. Because it was never even a question for him. But you can’t say there is the same approach now as there was maybe back then.

Pat McAfee - Stick Finger Bandit is who you’re talking about…

by EasyEsq December 2, 2022