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fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them
my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!
by ca artist September 4, 2009
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fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose
Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night
by Username56644666 April 19, 2018
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fart cancelling

Like noise cancelling, fart cancelling can be performed by cancelling a fart with another fart at the right time. Failing to do so can increase the power of the first fart.
"Yow, who let out this huge fart?"
"Don't worry. I have fart cancelling integrated in my body"
by William shitespeare October 4, 2023
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bussy fart

someone who farts with their bussy (aka boy pussy)
GUYS OMG I JUST DID A LITTLE BUSSY FART XD
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poopy-fart

someone who looks like they just shit their ass
Friend 1: "hog rider"
Friend 2: "kys you stupid poopy-fart"
by bweasy March 11, 2022
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koala fart

Someone who is extemely annoying, loud, and overall asshole.
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
by Richter Ass September 29, 2019
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