by backstabberssuck March 27, 2012
Get the I don't believe youmug. Don't yuck my yum, yo.
by greendot August 28, 2008
Get the Don't yuck my yummug. When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
by Thouston299 October 14, 2011
Get the Don't shit in my toiletmug. An expression of disbelief; a means of expressing, "don't lie to me, I already know the truth." Rural Southern origin.
I know where you were last night. Don't give me no jazz." "Don't gimme no jazz, I saw you looking at her.
by Black Bowler October 7, 2010
Get the Don't give me no jazzmug. don't dog the boys is a term often user by gangs or people associated with gangs, usually said when in a position when someone is about to dog important information to someone else or a rival enemy.
"Ay don't dog the boys"
by gang hand October 2, 2016
Get the don't dog the boysmug. Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.
Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
by J. Eklow October 3, 2007
Get the don't tase me, bromug. 
Get the Don't Make Me Overmug.