ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018

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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

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Skillet breakfast

You throw up on a girls flat ass while fucking her from behind.

I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.

by sparkle horse May 2, 2018

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hot breakfast

when someone swallows your warm cum in the morning

Bro she literally did a hot breakfast earlier

Damn bro

by wolfhaley123 September 27, 2021

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Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.

Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.

by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023

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