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Ashley The Unicorn

YouTuber with 1.07 Million subscribers with a lot of bloxburg money and is really funny
Person 1: have u seen Ashley the unicorns new video?

Person 2: omg ya she was rlly making me laugh in that video
by Udon Kitchen May 30, 2022
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Unicorn

An underweight horse that comes to a point.
Why the heck did you look this up?
Oh look at the random unicorn on capital hill!
by Bear0425 December 8, 2021
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Unicorn

An animal that isn't real.
When someone says that he/she became a unicorn in prison, they're really saying that he/she became fake or cartoonish in prison. But if it happened in prison, didn't it happen before prison too, even if nobody noticed? Wasn't this person always a phony deep down?
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by anonymous December 19, 2021
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead
Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you
by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021
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Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it
"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"
by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 23, 2022
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