Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 04, 2018
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Unicorn Bath

There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath
Did you hear about Chip? Met some guys on a night out and it ended in a total unicorn bath
by Smorgansmorgan December 26, 2018
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
by sexybabyman November 05, 2023
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Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))
by Jotasof September 11, 2017
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