Johnny is a ginger, green eyed boy with a passion for Star Wars. He’s smart and logical but sometimes is far to smart for his own good. He’s a football fan with a horrible talent for basketball but watching him is great regardless. He’s funny constantly, he can make you laugh more than any other person and isn’t afraid to let you know.
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Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.
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Johnny is Ultimate Anti-Simp & Media Famous by making content that made him blowup the world. He strives to live for Lord Jesus Christ
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