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California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep
Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll
by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025
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California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
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California

A dangerous, liberal hell-hole, pro-crime, anti-police, anti-business, over-taxed, expensive, politically corrupt, government-dictated/strangled, US state, where even Democrats are fleeing in droves.
Elon Musk said on Sunday on Twitter that he would pay more than $11 billion in taxes this year. “California used to be the land of opportunity and now it is... becoming more so the land of sort of overregulation, overlitigation, overtaxation,” he said, adding that it is “increasingly difficult to get things done” in California.
by Sharon DePussy January 22, 2022
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California State University Employee Union (CSUEU)

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!
Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).
by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024
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California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.
"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
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California Boyfriend

A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.

To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
“I can’t wait to go back home for the holidays, I get to visit Michael, my California boyfriend
by MrWebber October 9, 2025
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