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Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.
My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐
by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023
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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Suicide

The act of intentionally causing one's own death. The person that wants to take their own life may feel that everything is hopeless. The person may feel that they are bullied, alone and unhappy. Those are some reasons why people takes their own life. People with ADHD have higher risk of taking their own life than people without ADHD.

People having suicidal thoughts is nothing you should make fun of.

Even if you are reading this and you are suicidal, please do not suicide. There is hope. Call 1-800-273-8255, you deserve to be alive.
I'm worried about my neighbour. He has not been normal for over a half year and it is making me feel bad. It seems like he just wants to commit suicide. I don't know what to do.
by UnknownDummy April 5, 2018
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suicide

this word is used by 14 year old girls named emily for attention
emily: im so depressed im going to commit suicide Me: lol L bozo
by cristhian calero January 14, 2022
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suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room
"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"
by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020
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The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.
I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide
by Derpy_berger July 21, 2022
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suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.
Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.
by Niggtoni October 16, 2020
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