spoon

A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies

“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”

by SoRosy January 23, 2021

Spoon

An eating utensil used for eating soup, ice cream etc. you dummy (they don't disintegrate like in the gif btw.)

Josh grabbed a spoon from the cupboard to eat his soup.

by umarres April 15, 2020

Spoons

An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.

Shit food, shit beer, cheap.

Lets go to spoons.

Want to get a pint at spoons?

by Bugblatterbeast May 27, 2014

Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.

You absolute spoon! Stop boffing!

by ThiccThicc December 16, 2018

Spoon

Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.

Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

Spoon

A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.

Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.

by NotHarold May 08, 2015

spoon

1) the act of taking a spoon and stickin it in an elephants e ar and using the wax for a candle

2) an eating utensil

3) a way people used to use tampons to clean the car

4) drop the s and it becomes poon which is a vagina on a emu

Ex: Omgoshh your candle smells so good!
- thanks i went spooning yesterday!
Ex2: Can you hand me a spoon for my soup?
Ex3: My car is plugged up let me clean it with a spoon!
Ex4: Zookeeper, how is my emu's poon?
- well its extra spoony!!

by peter pan111111111 March 18, 2011