Phoneputer Slide

When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.

Derik: qasdfghjkl

Mike: Yo what was that?

Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.

by ComputerWorld March 23, 2024

Slide off of your tray

To inhale smoke of a pill tray

"Can I get a slide off of your tray bro"? I got a dollar for a slide bro!!

by Big Daddy Dickums March 26, 2024

Pepperoni Switch and Slide

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow

"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide

by Ramenboi21 March 27, 2024

Slide

Upset, Get In On Ya

I’m really about to slide on you, for speaking to me any type of way.

by WooBear March 30, 2024

Clam slide

When a female wipes her ass by placing her rump on the carpet while sliding backwards

Damn that bitch really did the clam slide on my brand new carpet

by The clam slide creator July 23, 2022

Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication

Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.

by Cool Melon July 29, 2022

The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."

"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."

by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022