sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

Sadness ellipsis

A Sadness ellipsis is when you go into deep thought about something and you get sad. Like when you are talking to a girl you like and she talks about her boyfriend. Like the grammatical ellipsis, it can indicate a thought that makes you unfocused. Or, it can be used grammatically like a normal ellipsis just to emphasize something sad.

1. This girl just told me she has a boyfriend and I’ve only thought about that since. I hate Sadness ellipsis.
2. And you receive… a dent on your new car!!!!!

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

Sad-uction

the failing attempt to get the attention of the opposite sex, characterized by grossly inapproproriate jokes, incomplete personal hygiene, and invasion of personal space.

When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.

by maggsilicious June 5, 2011

Sad Man

Guyanese slang

a "sad man/girl" is a person who is strong or ready to fight. A hot head. crazy strong

That man is clear 100 acres of land by himself with only a cutlass. He gotta be a sad man.

by Nbboss April 1, 2024

Smidgen of sadness

When you haven't nutted all november, and the huge nut of december 1 turns out to be nothing but a small drop of cum

Bro 1: "Hey bro, I heard you won No Nut November, what was December 1 like?"
Bro 2: *sighs* "It was..." *starts crying* "... just a smidgen of sadness"

by dababy69leessssgoooooooo April 4, 2021

Sad-off

When 2 people engage in a war of words, but both people are just being sad in the process.

Anthony and John were having a sad-off after playing a video game

by Smithsonchap September 16, 2019

Sad sticky footy

A grotesque sticky footy given by xio Ming in the back of a long John silvers whilst using mayonnaise and coleslaw

Sad sticky footy mug at TikTok shop

by The Creature. December 30, 2024