The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.
1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)
2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.
3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.
4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.
5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)
2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.
3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.
4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.
5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!
by Purple Reilly January 01, 2010
The act of pissing in someones anus wile giving anle sex then the pitcher pulls out having the catcher fart and spray the pitcher with a rusty looking discharge.
by Big D's party July 02, 2016
The act of taking a pan fried pancake and rubbing it in your partners butthole to soak up any juices. Takes the place of syrup. DO NOT USE SYRUP. Proceed to eat pancake.
by SlippyJunk January 17, 2018
by JoeMama420 March 08, 2011
by Angered landlord July 17, 2020
Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.
"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."
"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."
"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."
by Jell0saq January 28, 2013
A sex act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their penis from behind
Hey man how'd it go with that girl last night?
Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.
Oh that's disgusting!!
Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.
Oh that's disgusting!!
by Bless up February 03, 2016