rusty sunglasses

When someone is having anal sex and pulls out quickly and drags there penis across the other persons eyes.

Dude, I totally gave this girl rusty sunglasses last night, she looked like David hasselhoff!

by captain corpse November 11, 2012

rusty lopez

while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.

i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him

by trent malibu July 29, 2012

rusty mushroom

upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick

Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?

Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.

by SunDiablo September 6, 2013

Rusty Bead

The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"

Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.

by RTB1 December 28, 2011

Rusty Cleaver

A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.

Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.

by The Saver March 9, 2011

rusty box

a red headed's vagina

Last night, I spent hours licking her rusty box.

by JoeMama420 March 23, 2011

Rusty Cup

A term used to describe a sports professional past his/her prime. Most commonly used in association with a washed-up baseball catcher or a previously successful golfer.

"He was such a good catcher, and now he's just an ol' rusty cup."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005