Has a 10-inch penis and fingerbangs everyone's mothers while eating out your sister at the same time.
by CoochieCooker69 November 11, 2020
A tall pope white man who is desperately asking people for money while he is asking people for money he has a job of picking up bird shitt and is the leader of the TPL. He also is know for growing ganja in his shed.
River=fagget
by Stopclowning May 07, 2019
River is a leprechaun ginger, who loves to be kawaii like his "kawaii" sisters. He is smelly and loves and worships George
by leprechaunhater August 23, 2023
River was everything, then nothing.
by Lil Barnicle November 21, 2018
River is an amazing guy and very cool. He has brownish-gold hair, blue eyes, and loves the outdoors and swimming. He really likes baseball and is a good pitcher. He has a younger sister who he is really sweet to. He takes care of his friends and sister. He seems like a player at first, but then when you get to know him you see he's actually really nice and funny and sweet.
"River is the goat."
"River"
"River"
by pseudonymoperson March 28, 2023
A Goofy Lil Boy Who Likes To Stay Youthful And Is Mostly Happy, But Tends To Be Lonely And A Lot Of People Shun Him.
by ColoradoGuy2004 November 29, 2021