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choke the piper 

to give a very hard handjob.
Fred:Has your girlfriend ever choke the piper on you?
Bob:I received one last night and this morning. My penis was aching man. It hurts man it hurts. My penis couldn't breathe...
choke the piper by Jellen Wu April 26, 2008

Smoke the man pipe 

Ant: hey lads what you up to tonight. Mike: probably go to pub and watch the match Kris: I am going pub and watching the match. Dean: I am going to smoke the man pipe!
Smoke the man pipe by Quagmike September 16, 2009

Fresh of the pipe 

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana
Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh of the pipe... And it feels so good"
Fresh of the pipe by Thutton June 30, 2011

Russian Steam Pipe 

After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.
Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.

Snaking the pipe 

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.
Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*

pittsburgh piledriver 

when you shit in a girls mouth and then piledrive it down her throat as deep as possible with your dick
He gave Kathy the pittsburgh piledriver last night, and she puked shit for three days.