Fred:Has your girlfriend ever choke the piper on you?
Bob:I received one last night and this morning. My penis was aching man. It hurts man it hurts. My penis couldn't breathe...
Ant: hey lads what you up to tonight. Mike: probably go to pub and watch the match Kris: I am going pub and watching the match. Dean: I am going to smoke the man pipe!
Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*