peanut

An affectionate term used for an idiot or stupid person.

Stop talking to yourself you peanut.

by Quaddieprincess June 6, 2017

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

Peanut butter

You use peanut butter to get pleasure by putting it on your penis/ vaginalarea and let your cat or dog lick/suck it off :) good luck out there

Peanut butter

by fionalmao September 20, 2019

CH Peanut & Zentify1x

The worst Fortnite player in the history of Fortnite. He is so fucking terrible. He is just the worst. His mom can't pay rent, he doesn't have a mattress, his sister is ugly, did I mention it. HE'S ALSO ASS AT FORTNITE, THE WORST IN THE FUCKING WORLD. he is just so god damn terrible, he is the definition of a sellout. He's just a fucking dumb ass. DONT GET ME STARTED ON ZENTIFY1x, He is a wannabe Xyon1x, always on his dick. plus he has a shitty mic and a shitty pc. bro has a library computer PC

Law," Peanut and zentify, ur so ass"
Xyon," faxx, yall selling, get fucking better"

CH Peanut & Zentify1x are so ass

by Buggyflower88 December 7, 2021

packing peanuts

When you get a box in the mail you open it up and there is packing peanuts inside it is another way to keep your purchase from breaking during shipping like bubble wrap or foam they look good to eat it’s tempting… they look like marshmallows and usually come in colors such as pink white or blue….I’m hungry

Hey look she just got a package in the mail!…what is she doing with the packing peanuts? OMG THOSE ARE TOXIC SOMEONE CALL 911!

by KlttyMeowMeow August 29, 2021

peanut butter push

When you put peanut butter on your dick and push your dogs head on it to lick it off

I just used the peanut butter push and it felt great!

by I fucked 6 men August 10, 2017