High Miracle

The name of the phenomenon in which one provides for oneself something that involves a time delay and within that delay smokes and forgets what they have done for themselves.

Who's that at the door? the cops?

Naw, man...relax, its that pizza you ordered!

OMG! High Miracle! I totally forgot i ordered that.

by the dreaded floridians August 20, 2011

High school

One word hell

Did you go to high school today?
No I was at hell

by Smwkkwmenej February 29, 2020

High School

A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.

Person A: “I’m so excited to attend high school next year!”

Person B: “You fucking moron.”

by gay.llama February 20, 2023

high school

procrastination, reputation, sleep deprivation.

-“bitch, i have an essay due tomorrow, my friends are beefing, and i’m dead tired.”
-“that’s high school “

by notmyrealnameeeeeee April 21, 2018

proxy high

when a person feels high when they havent smoked but have been around people that were smoking

bryan: dude i feel so weird rn

kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high

by totallynotjjne June 14, 2023

High-On-Ass

To be High-On-Ass is an experience. To do so you must suck the life force out of an asshole's asshole. A very simple procedure, you will start to see flying grapes or little baby midget children, watch out, the boob fairy might catch you.

"Yo dude, I'm high-on-ass rn. Lowkey getting ass-fucked by the boob fairy isn't that bad. The flying grapes are cute, they keep telling me to kill myself tho... And I'm kinda lowkey down-"

by The shuts August 20, 2018

high school

the only place on earth where you can get away with selling and doing drugs in the bathroom, but get a detention for showing up 30 seconds late to a studyhall.

Hey come buy weed with me in the bathroom at 1:00
I can't i've got detention
For what?
I was late to studyhall
Welcome to high school

by aud38 October 18, 2016