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October 31

Guy 1-“Hey did you show Boston your tits today”
Mia Khalifa-“Of course you know I live for October 31”
Guy 1-“I forgot, think I can go now”
Mia Khalifa-“I think he’s a little busy with Riley Reid but he should be free soon”
by PeNeGaNg October 30, 2019
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October 1

The day where the worst motherfucking person is born
I hate my sister born on October 1.
by Sienna123_456 June 14, 2022
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October 24

International Climb a Tree Day!!! Get up them trees in October 24!
Person 1: what day is it?
Person 2: october 24
Person 3: oh yes, international climb a tree day!!!
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October 28

National Joke Day! Fuck April 1st, it’s so stupid, why not make october 28 joke day?
Ben- “I fucking hate you alex lol” Alex- “Wtf man, oh i forgot it’s October 28, lol happy joke day.”
by legacylad October 28, 2020
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October 20th

"National Sob into a Pint of Ben & Jerry's Day"

Always the day after October 19th, "National Confess your Love Day"
I got rejected on October 19th. Time to celebrate October 20th by grabbing some ice cream and having a pity party!
by Argh Nargh October 20, 2019
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October 21

Sneak up behind one of your friends and take a selfie with them “Say Cheese” 📸
October 21 sneak up behind one of your friends (boy or girl) and take a picture with them
by Joe mama heehee October 19, 2019
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October 31

National hug anyone and see if they hug you back! Its really in the name but it’s hug anyone and see if they hug you back
Nick: *Hugs lizzie*
Lizzie: Why did you do that
Nick: it October 31st
Lizzie: oh yeahhhhh *hugs nick back*
by Lilbigboy700 October 25, 2019
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