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Texas Style Boot Party

A spectacular ass kicking, on the part of several assailants, usually delivered when the target (or targets) are at a point of extreme confidence and feeling invincible, therefore being utterly humiliated.
Wow, the Yankee's just gave the Sox a Texas Style Boot Party.

Jed thought he would get away with calling Brandy a skank, but her boyfriend and her husband treated him to a Texas Style Boot Party...
by Stoutwalker April 18, 2010
mugGet the Texas Style Boot Partymug.
Person 1 says, "Where you wanna go today?"

Person 2 replies, “Whatever suits your boots!”
by lillster August 20, 2019
mugGet the “Whatever suits your boots!”mug.

West-Indian Safe Boot

When a west-indian man approatches a female, (preferably a wealthy american wearing no knickers), and whisps a condom covered, pealed bananna up in to her vagina. Then whilst she opens her mouth to scream, whip her accross the chops with a large african style boot, (preferably DM's), by the laces. Once she is down an out, leave your boots by her side with the bananna pokeing out one of the boots.
Shaka Ree: "ehy mun, what gone happen to ya boots?"
Dakka Rae: "aw man, i had to go give dat bitch the West-Indian Safe Boot, i gev up ma shoes brudda!"
by Richy45Rich011 September 8, 2008
mugGet the West-Indian Safe Bootmug.
During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.
"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.
by geeflyboy March 3, 2011
mugGet the your mother wears army bootsmug.

gettin' your boots wet

(phrase): slang for calling out someone for a fight or a brawl. Usually ends with someone dying of a heart attack.
Can be versatile, e.g., for having sex or doing something you are not prepared for, etc.
"Come out here and get your boots we if you ain't scared!"

"Hey, gettin' your boots wet with that chick tonight?"
"Heck yeah!"

"Hey man have you studied for that test yet?"
"Nah, I'm just going to get my boots wet."
by jcp2014 October 25, 2014
mugGet the gettin' your boots wetmug.
You say this when you burn or roast someone.
Person 1: This is stupid
Person 2: No you’re stupid! Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur…
by TheHumanoidPerson March 23, 2022
mugGet the Apple bottom jeans, boots with the furmug.
An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.
That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.
by Big Richard May 31, 2005
mugGet the boot hole in a beached whale carcassmug.

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