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Get the Math mug.The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
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