Skip to main content

Math Etc.

A period of time that two friends allocate for doing homework together but that they use for discussing their (usually failing) love lives
"You up for some Math Etc. later? I've got Calc to do and she stood me up again today."
by Plymike I February 11, 2017
mugGet the Math Etc.mug.

Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*
mugGet the Sparx Mathsmug.

math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...
Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.
by VEENNNN December 21, 2022
mugGet the math calculatormug.

Bronx math

bronx math is ghetto and all the kids in there gon turn out to be strippers. they suck mad dick
nyah: yooo i fucking hate bronx math

minaj: bitch me too let’s drop out
by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
mugGet the Bronx mathmug.

Math

FucKinGs buLlshIt
WE DONT NEED MATH >:(
by taehyungs.wife September 6, 2018
mugGet the Mathmug.

Vedic Math

The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.

Taglines:

"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024
mugGet the Vedic Mathmug.

Math

Person 1: Ugh i hate math
Person 2: Yeah its mental abuse to humanity
by handle587645678942986724386928 October 13, 2020
mugGet the Mathmug.

Share this definition