Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

by gbrodee April 9, 2015

Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

by NotABanana August 13, 2015

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 3, 2016

tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

Wave Machine

Something that's on full pelt when the steams are flowing. Riding the waves until they wipe you out.

That absolute sesh gremlin Foggy is on the bloody wave machine again.

by Ibiza Lad December 5, 2016

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015