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2 tonne machine

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.
The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.
by Ben Booth October 13, 2017
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Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.
Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!
by chrissypren April 1, 2021
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Furby Time Machine

Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.
by Quacklyn June 24, 2011
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dance machine

purple kiss are such dance machines, they’re amazing dancers!!!!
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Time-Machine Concept

It’s when something it’s going to get invented but it takes years for it to get invented, or for it to become popular?
*the year is 2014* (Person 1) What are you making? (Person 2) 2 new Words!!! They’re called Delulu and Solulu!!! (Person 1) You know how fucked up those words are? They can make your brain cells gone at this time of generation!!! *the beginning of Gen Alpha* It’s going to be a Time-Machine Concept!!! Which mean it will take years and years for it to become popular *Year 2025* (Person 2) Oh shit!!! (11 Years Later)(2025) (Person 1) Wow!!! I was right!!! Our 2 new words were very popular after 11 years of Trial and Error!!! (Person 2) Woo Hoo!!! I knew it would work!!! Let’s have the biggest and most serious celebration ever!!!
by LucyLoudGoesSigh September 3, 2025
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The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
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Shit Machine

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024
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