“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.
Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip
Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!
Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip
Stacy one: Did you finally hang with chad last night👀?!
Stacy two: Yeah omg he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
by MogeSauce April 16, 2022
Get the Limpy Long Cockinmug. Town in New Jersey where students at the public school used to talk about jail bread and hot dogs. Liked to act like criminals by yelling "stranger" at their classmate who's parents took turns molesting them.
A place where someone's parent called the police alleging "death threats," and the police department pretended to have evidence.
A place where someone's parent called the police alleging "death threats," and the police department pretended to have evidence.
"Let's not go into West Long Branch. The kids there are retarded."
"Yeah. Let's not go there. I heard the kids there jumped into a classmate's emergency and ripped apart her sentences to try and be trolls as she tried to get away from two sex predators."
"Yeah. Let's not go there. I heard the kids there jumped into a classmate's emergency and ripped apart her sentences to try and be trolls as she tried to get away from two sex predators."
by piercingsandtattoos September 19, 2020
Get the West Long Branchmug. by Rambo1782 January 7, 2023
Get the Gay as the day is longmug. Any powerpoint presentation in which the presenter reads from the slide verbatim without any side comments, observations or examples. Use of monotone voice usually goes with this.
I could hardly stay awake during that last presentation. What a powerpoint Sing-a-Long! On the plus side, he did a killer Ben Stein impersonation!
by Scribezilla April 30, 2013
Get the Powerpoint Sing-a-Longmug. by gcollier July 14, 2021
Get the Long John Silver'smug. Yo are those long sleeve shorts.
by KCCCCEAGULL November 14, 2017
Get the Long Sleeve shortsmug. The energy that comes from a guy who girls would trip over themselves to suck him off and other guys would pay for the privilege of being able to dock with him . So named as a long foreskin lets someone have the amazing feeling of being able to peel back with their lips until their tongue feels the smooth pink head. Furthermore the foreskin protects the head against keratinzation so the person sucking it has the amazing mouth feel of a moist and smooth dick.
Anna: Wow Adam is a really cutie, he just exudes long foreskin energy.
Will: He really does, I don't own a boat but I would love to be his docking buddy.
Will: He really does, I don't own a boat but I would love to be his docking buddy.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
Get the long foreskin energymug.