Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023

lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

A Lock

A term used in the betting world to describe the dumb certainty of something happening like a sports star scoring a goal or getting a certain amount of touches in a game. Yet in reality no one is ever a lock because there is always a player who secretly gets pleasure from fucking your multi by 1 possession, each and every time!!

“That player is ‘a lock’ to get that many touches”
“Don’t be an fgt, no one is even a lock”

by HonestlyArticulate13 May 9, 2024

Salone locked

When someone/something gets locked in a salon for not paying

I got salone locked the other day! It was so inconvenient for me.

by Markoo9230 December 22, 2023

shit lock

a persons dread locks grown into one dread lock so shit lock

shit lock. what ever happend to that hippy shit lock?

by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020

sandra-locked

Any added element that ruins the whole.

Any Clint Eastwood movie costarring Sandra Locke. Movies that would otherwise have been awesome, but because they have been "sandra-locked" no suck.

by Rightwing June 28, 2008

Stun Lock

When, during sex, as the male is about to blow his load, the woman pulls out a tazer and zaps the guy, forcing him to nut inside.

Male 1: Yo, how was your night with Becky?
Male 2: Uhh.. yeah it was good. Until she stun locked me.
Male 1: Damn, that sucks bro

by GlitchedHeathenVA February 8, 2025