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kitty hard

An extremely sarcastic way of responding when an event or action that isn't difficult at all -- but is made to seem that way by the speaker. A tribute to cats, the ultimate drama queens, who such a hard life that they make a Big Deal when you move them off the clean laundry they've been sleeping on for the last 23.5 hours.
Jerry: And I had to sleep on 1000 thread count sheets because the 1500 thread count sheets were dirty!
Tom: Your life is so kitty hard.

Glenda: I can't talk right now, I have to get my nails done, hair done, a massage, AND go shopping for new clothes before I have lunch with Brad Pitt!
Evillene: Your life is so kitty hard.
by Jody M. March 25, 2010
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KITA

His conduct on the job didn't improve despite caution. So, he got KITA.
by Natraj July 1, 2020
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kitt

kitt is a person generally described as the cutest boy in the entire universe. He is adorable, sweet, kind, and in general, a perfect human being. He will always argue that you are cuter by a mile, but only because he doesn't actually realise how cute he is. a kitt is also known to be great at editing call of duty, and generally spreading positive vibes all around. If you manage to get together with a kitt, consider yourself the luckiest human being alive.
Oh my God there goes kitt! He is soooo cute I love him so much!!!
by breeeeeem June 2, 2021
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[Ocelot Kitten]

The adoring and dedicated fans of the witty, intelligent, hilarious and amazing comedian Greg Proops are known as Ocelot Kittens! This refers to the many references to Ocelots that Greg Proops has made. He also owns a pet ocelot!!

(Greg Proops is best known for his appearances on the impovised show, Whose Line Is It Anyway? but it also a world renowned stand up)
'Wow, that fan really loves Greg Proops!'
'Oh yeah, they're a right Ocelot Kitten, they are!'
by NatTheOcelot March 9, 2009
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Hello Kitty Blanket

An amazingly comfortable blanket that teenage/young adult men like to cuddle in.
by dutchdropje13 August 6, 2010
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Soup Kitchen Weed

Inspired by dirty Mike and the Boys, soup kitchen weed is manufactured through a process similar to Kopi luwak coffee beans. The process begins by feeding a homeless man some marijuana leaves. After digestion, the leftover cellulose is fertilized in the anal cavity during defecation with another homeless man's semen. The resulting marijuana product, after having been cleaned out, has been cited as being of the highest quality.
Let me roll a join from your ounce of soup kitchen weed.
by Soup Kitchen April 15, 2015
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lost her kite

visible tampon string on the nude beach
shes' lost her kite!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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