Just as the founding fathers intended

Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023

just like me fr

The feeling/relation to another entity or object - usually based on similar traits and desires.

"Dude, you ever seen Drive (2011) starring Ryan Gosling?"
"Yeah bro he just like me fr !!"

by WokeFly December 25, 2022

just trying to hang out

how to respond when you don't want to do something that requires too much effort, or any effort at all

Friend 1: Want to go play some ball at the gym?
Friend 2: honestly, i'm "just trying to hang out" right now...

by jttho May 12, 2022

Just Eatn Your Ass

Another way to say your messn with someone.
Ya know, joshn around.
Kidding.

Slapping their balls.
Dicking them down.

Bro are you ready for the test today.
Omg I thought that was next week.
Ayy just eatn your ass bro. Got em.
Wtf?

by Mr. Yo August 28, 2020

Just like I drew it

A common term for when you do things exactly as you previously predicted through drawing. If you hang out near a steam or a natural setting, this is perfect.

“Wow, that mirror thing worked awesome!”
(Turn to camera, suddenly wearing glasses) “Just like I drew it.”

by Craig... Creek...smith. April 28, 2022

I just wanna vote

I just wanna vote y'all. Tho plz do yur boi a favor and vote me in

I just wanna vote

by oopsdogplopped January 9, 2020

i just know, okay

How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.

Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay

by mattpacer May 15, 2016