by urrrmoist April 03, 2018
When you enjoy the art of Cuckolding and morman jump humping. So you become the jump humper for your girl
by Soggy_noodlez September 30, 2021
The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 26, 2019
Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 24, 2018
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by Shuaman September 18, 2020
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