Jesus hanger

A cross.

She had blingy jesus hangers all over her butt.

by fuzzybuzzz February 11, 2013

Mach Jesus

Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.

Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.

by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022

Daddy Jesus

A Drinking game involving an extra large beer mug and ping pong balls. Similar in nature to quarters, Daddy Jesus has the starting player pour a chosen amount of beer into the mug and then attempt to bounce the ping pong ball into the mug. If successful, the player then pours any chosen amount into the mug and passes the ball to the next player. Any time a player fails to make the ball into the mug, they must drink the contents of the mug.

"The last time we played Daddy Jesus, he ended up getting screwed over by the other guys and had to drink a full giant mug."

by UFdude September 5, 2011

Jesus Style

Adj, when one does a task worthy of jesus status
syn, amazingly done

Dude you murked on them bitches JESUS STYLE

Dude you tradeflipped that bowl JESUS STYLE

by billnye2 September 4, 2010

Surfer Jesus

The traditional western image of Jesus which depicts Him as a white dude with long hair and a gnarly beard. Totally looks like the surf bum at your local beach. Or homeless.

The King of Men hangs 10

Surfer Jesus doesn't just walk on water, he rides the waves

by homieijustfuckedyomomma May 17, 2018

the jesus jog

An alternative name for a festive jog in December if you really want to piss off some atheists or others who don't believe in Jesus.

Kid: Should we name our race the Hanukkah Hustle?

Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.

by GrainTrain November 26, 2017

jesus gomez

A very short person who never brushes there hair and has a serious anger problem and thinks me big brain

Jesus Gomez is dumb

by Big brain man February 17, 2022