Jesse

A shlong muncher

A.K.A will devour all willys within a 100km radius

Jesse, you naughty boy! Leave that man alone!

by Thomas’sbitch September 15, 2020

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jesse

a perfect guy to have in your life. he is sweet, kind, charming, and polite. he is more respectful than most guys. everyone says that jesse is funny and can make you laugh in any situation. he is attractive and will give you butterflies. he's also a great best friend for a guy or girl. jesse will make you feel special and like no one else matters to him. he is the perfect boyfriend and will give you everything you want in a relationship. he would do anything for you no matter what. he can be shy at times but it doesn't make him boring or less fun to be around. strive to find a jesse to be in your life.

girl: wow you're so lucky to have a jesse as your boyfriend!
me: i know right! i don't deserve him!

by bluelillybird January 9, 2022

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Jesse Sargent

The name of a infamous warrior who let all of the enemies use his anus for their personal pleasure.

I went to visit the museum of Jesse Sargent

by Asphalt eater May 9, 2023

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jesse

not a fun person. he is a narcissist and very mean. ugly person inside and out. rude and heartless.

I met that guy and he is such a Jesse!

by trashkarma April 13, 2025

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jesse

a fatass nigga that would eat anything that pops up in his, when he gets out of the shower he still has a black neck also known for getting no girls and being ugly in general and short.

“eww look its jesse the fatass”

by fortnitegodxx2cool4u November 23, 2021

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