The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 03, 2021
When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.
by Thekeegster November 05, 2020
A function on the keyboard not many people actually know about. You can use this to get to the bottom of a page or website if you don't feel like scrolling down all the way.
"How do I navigate online pages quickly?"
"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard
"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard
by Above Average Jojo Fan October 17, 2023
The opposite of a happy ending. An extremely poor blowjob that doesn't end in climax. Defined by the woman kneeling on or using her hand to crush your testicles using her teeth and stopping intermittently. Midway through the servicing she looks up and says what are you doing? What's wrong? As you're writhing in pain from your damaged family jewels.
by yamaha__56 April 13, 2022
by IcyHaku December 01, 2004
by cheater234 November 23, 2016