Help im dieing inside

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023
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Im laughing my life away

Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.
"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.
by Minediie December 19, 2016
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um im thirtheen

A way of flexing that your 13, and able to cum. Mainly used by the male gender, since we all know, females can't cum.
human1: LOL i bet ur like 9
human2: um im thirtheen
by pablo the picasso September 09, 2021
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means they wanna have seggs
person 1: im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh
person 2: oh so you wanna get in bed?

person 1: ohhh yeaaa
by izzy_145 July 14, 2022
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im a pickle

Saying that your a pickle means tha- CRUNCH- my friend just ate your head off. (And your cousin is a cucumber, it’s complicated)
Im a pickle and I have no head
by Dakota-AnimeLemonz-sky June 11, 2020
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im still standing

a song created by elton and popularized by tiktok
"IM STILL STANDING"

"why are you singing that overplayed song"

"kill yourself"
by Answers to your horny question February 06, 2023
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