SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.

Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**

by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022

Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.

Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.

by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023

Shooting Yolks

To ejaculate

Damn, that ass was phat! I was shooting yolks in 5 minutes!

by whale358 August 9, 2023

Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017

shots been shooted

Shooted is not even a word plus a dumbass who cant even say “shots been fired” 💀

“Shots been shooted” shooted is not even a word its shots been fired

by KznAkuma March 12, 2022

Shoot to 10

Fight for 10 consecutive seconds, usually used in school.

Hey Lucas, wanna shoot to 10?

by regrettispaghetti May 24, 2019

Mew Mew Shoot

This is a magical place on the woman where your troubles can be lost. Those with Salami vortex does not have this. Male anatomy can enter and enjoy its heavenly embrace.

Trey got to enter the mew mew shoot and he swore he spoke with Jesus and he told him to nut inside.

by BookBuddeh July 9, 2023