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fat patter

insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"
"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"
by Rolodex Polk March 24, 2004
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fat glob

when someone queefs, farts, or marinates on a toilet.
mishcatte just did a fat glob”

“FLAT GLOB *proceeds to marinate or fart”
by jiggalord February 10, 2023
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Nut Fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the male pelvic region. It occurs to obese men and is more pronounced when tight fitting trousers or sweats are worn.
Those tight fitting pants Bill is wearing really highlights his Nut Fat. It looks like he's trying to smuggle a bosa ball in his pants.
by Happy Boy December 9, 2009
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Giga-Fat

Being of extreme fatness and being controlled by the blubber
My dad's giga-fat was so extreme that he bought a cake in his sleep
by Mr.doct0r June 22, 2022
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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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Boba Fat

Obese man who spends his time with eating donuts at his workplace, and does frequent naps even if he is a security supervisor.

The term is an obvious reference to Boba Fett, and it was used in a freemium mobile game, The Simpsons Tapped Out.
Patty: Hey, Boba Fat, could you trundle a few steps to the left? I can’t see the TV. In fact, I can’t see that whole half of the house.
by The Gamer July 13, 2015
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fat legend

someone who is fatter than a skinny legend, but not as fat as an obese legend.
Isaiah: Did you see how big Danica got?
Me: Fuck yeah she's a fat legend.

Isaiah: *eats 10 Alabama hot pockets like a fat ass*
Me: be careful Isaiah. You're a fat legend now but you're on your way to being an obese legend
by Sonic frickin rox! :) October 17, 2019
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