Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
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