BELL END

Bell End.. the large mushroom Part of the penis.

Look at that idiot going through a red light what a complete Bellend! That queue jumper is one huge Bell End!

by Baboons arse. August 14, 2023

The end of the world

Humans have started to feel sexual desire for ants i am done with this planet i will go back to my home planet now

ALIEN 4,500, ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

by thelastsanebeing February 7, 2022

Crispy End

A female friend who is most likely to partake in sexual acts with an elderly male.

“Sandra, such a gold digger, she loves her crispy ends!”

by Robynbanks September 9, 2021

Burnt ends

Burnt end are a down syndrome persons favourite food

Man: Hey Adam Libby whats ur favourite food?

Adam: BURNT ENDS MMMMMMMMM NOTTTT BADDDDD

by piggies fiddler May 20, 2023

Ur girfriend a bell end

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.

James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.

by OldBucketOfNachos June 9, 2018

Your end of the net

This is basically the same as asking how things are going on someone's "end". This refers to their side of matters in terms of work, life, or entertainment. The difference between this new locational phrase and the original is that a net, unlike a rope, can be pulled from more than two sides. It may be a square net with four corners or even a circular net. It's often used when multiple people in a group chat or group call are talking about how their lives are going. In this case, it replaces "your end of the rope" or simple "you're end", which would both be used by two people talking to each other.

A group chat has eight members.
Person 1: Hi everyone! How's it going on your end of the net! I'm just watching some Youtube.
Person 2: Not much.
Person 3: Same here, Youtube.
Person 4: I'm dancing.
Person 5: I'm just watching some TV.
Person 6: I'm playing Fortnite.
Person 7: I'm eating out.
Person 8: I'm working out.

by arvinthsiva April 28, 2022

off your ends

You're a bit crazy.

"Did you just punch that person's tit?"

"yep"

"you're off your ends, bruv"

by TdawgMillionaire July 2, 2018