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the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.
Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008
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When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.
'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
by DaynaS March 30, 2008
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Back Door Drip Baby

A child conceived from the mother engaging in anal sex and allowing for the semen to drip from her anus into her vagina.

In order to achieve impregnation the male must first ejaculate inside of the females rectum. The female will bow her legs tilting her body forward. The female will then take her hand and gently spread a cheek allowing for the anus to expand and create a conduit for the semen to trickle down towards her pubic region. She will use her free hand to catch and vigorously rub the anal semen into her vagina.
Whats wrong dude?
I just found out I am a back door drip baby.
No way man!
Yeah, I guess mom was really into the anal cream pies back in the day
by Ritter the Critter November 16, 2011
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Texas Door Knob Warmer

A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.
Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."
by Castor "Steal-Your-Face" Troy January 14, 2009
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House of many doors

psychiatric hospital, inpatient psych center, nut house
Did you hear about Susie? They had to talk her off the ledge at lunch and now she's at the house of many doors.....
by 8shushu8 November 16, 2011
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back door receiver

when someone recieves anal
person 1 what were you doing yesterday
person 2 not much
person 1 you sure you were making a huge sound in your bedroom
person 2 i was just backdoor receiving with big bill im his back door receiver now
person 1 .......dafuq
by skswkiask September 29, 2014
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