Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

duncan donut

A punching bag so feel free to hit him when you're mad

I just punched Duncan Donut

by BenthehumanYT March 6, 2017

prune donut

The anus

*in a hill Billy accent * I'm gonna eat your prune donut!

by peniscocain January 5, 2016

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.

"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."

by FANNO November 21, 2024

Gooey Donuts

A Wet Pussy

Yesterday I stuffed my gooey donuts into my bf's mouth

by HardAF August 13, 2015

donut

A person who is alone a lot

Mostly because they treat people like shit
Is depessed, suicidal , and pychopathic, sociopathic
They cry a lot, usually is a boy
They make really sad, and depressing instagram posts, and thinks there hot on snapchat
Usually ugly and annoying

GUY 1: YO, KYLES SUCH A DONUT
GUY 2: WDYM
GUY 1: look at him
GUY 2: ohhhhhh, yeah

by vhhviouguonbvbfipkb November 14, 2019