Ice Cream Cone

Slang for a penis.

Well you can eat it from the side, you can eat it from the top. You can lick it round and round like you're never gonna stop. You can eat it in the morning, you can eat it in the night. You can eat it all at once, or take a little bite. Mmmm, Ice Cream Cone!

by Lovebug_1986 June 8, 2010

Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.

Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.

by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020

Vanilla Cream Fountain

After anal sex and ejaculating in the asshole the person who has the cum in their bottocks farts while facing chest down to create a semen fountain ejecting from their asshole. Vanilla cream fountain

Yea bro that vanilla cream fountain last night tasted great! Really salty though but really fountainy

by AnaMasterNinjago November 18, 2021

Creamed Beef On Rye

A term usually used when referring to the need to take a shit. Sometimes can also be connected to greasy morning after dumps from a long nights drinking.

.....hold that thought. I gotta go lay down a creamed beef on rye.

by kdson January 15, 2011

Double cream pie

Two penises, one vagina, some cum, you can figure out the rest.

Damn, I got a huge double cream pie last night. I think I might have twins...

by The man who raped ur sister February 22, 2017

Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.

Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!

by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010

Ice cream seasons

When the girl or person you think is cute isn't old enough so you have to wait a few more ice cream seasons.

I'll give you a few more ice cream seasons.

by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020