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Chode Monkey

A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.
“Today I was out hunting and I came across a chode monkey.
by Punchy Rock May 20, 2019
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chode taco

a nasty meal for a bitch who's being forced to suck a chode.
Go eat a chode taco bitch!

what marcus c eats.
by baker15874 March 2, 2009
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Chode Blower

A person who prefers short stubby dick and especially likes to blow on them too. Also a total whore or an idiot.
Corey: Man, my dick looks like the short side of a summer sausage.

Kelsi: I'd still blow it...

Corey: You chode blower! Let's go.....
by NikoG October 23, 2008
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chode baby

When a female is recieving anal sex and the man pulls out leaving his sperm to run down her chode and impregnate her.
"Man, I was hittin that ho and we made a chode baby"

"Man, you a chode baby!"

"Your daddy's shit rolled down your mama's chode"
by audry and alana October 23, 2007
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chode pimple

A pimple upone one's chode, the area between the scrotum and anus. This can be caused by poor personal care, or just a horrid case of acne.
However, this term is more commonly used to refer to anyone who you find to be worthless.
This is used to insult any person, and can be combined with other insults, such as " Your mom " jokes.
This words when inferred, by seperating the word chode and pimple to give added effect.
" Damnit, Ralph, you're a pimple on the chode of life. "
" Dude, I popped your mom's chode pimple. And you were the result."
by Immortalis September 26, 2006
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Chode blaster

Someone who gets right to the point of licking ones chode!

An addiction to Chode or someone who has access to multiple chodes at one time.
Hey Andre, leave my !@#$%^& chode alone you chode blaster!
by alllooksnnogo October 15, 2009
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Chode Faughn

See "Faughn". A specific name given to one with such chode properties as defined in "Faughn."
by Chodes Buddy March 24, 2003
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