Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.

Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.

by Jboyfresh October 2, 2015

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010

Chocolate Chode

A chode that has been lathered in human feces then their partner licks it off sexually.

Baby Let’s do the Chocolate Chode tonight

by Jlee23 December 27, 2022

Chocolate Chomper

A person who chews chocolate rather than letting it dissolve in their mouth.

Luca is a Chocolate Chomper. Look at him chewing his chocolate.

by 2121PeachFuzz March 24, 2021

Chocolate fart

A fart that spreads poop everywhere

I just had a chocolate fart

by Heavy butt sack April 2, 2021

Fizzy Chocolate

Fizzy Chocolate is the act of pissing inside someone while giving anal sex. A new twist on the champagne shower.

Taken from the old wives tale of "Milk, Milk, Lemonade, 'Round the corner chocolate's made.."

Dude 1: oi bro how good were those strippers aye
Dude 2: yeah bruz she let me give her fizzy chocolate aye
Dude 1: mad cunt

Sir 1: how is you would like to be pleased this fine evening young lady?
Mistress 1: please sir, i'm begging for fizzy lemonade on such a hot night
Sir 1: i never thought you'd ask **inserts erect penis into rectum of female and begins to urinate profoudnly to achieve a sensational blend**

by power_rager_1 April 15, 2015

Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.

Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.

by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012