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Bum Grape

While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.
Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!
by JP Jeremy October 7, 2008
mugGet the Bum Grapemug.

Bum Love

benevolence towards the homeless, the less fortunate, those who are down on their luck
There's a lot of bum love in this town. I just got $50 begging with a "high fives by donation" sign.
by lotuswrench July 11, 2011
mugGet the Bum Lovemug.

bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"

3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"
by Craig McRae July 11, 2006
mugGet the bum turfmug.

bum sauce

Major digestive issues also known as diarrhea.
Dude 1 – Man I got wicked Bum Sauce!

Dude 2 – Well fuck man that’s what you get for eating pizza out of the trash! God go buy a cookbook!
by Somecrazyfemmegirl September 7, 2006
mugGet the bum saucemug.

monkey bum

when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.
hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.
by extremeknowledge May 18, 2011
mugGet the monkey bummug.

dumb bum

A bum that thinks I'm going to give him money.
Jessica walked right by the dumb bum.
by TheSquiZz August 16, 2010
mugGet the dumb bummug.

bum jug

by Andrew February 23, 2005
mugGet the bum jugmug.

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