Black-boyfriend is a noun, verb, and a adjective meaning: a very hard pounding; the givermale of very intense intercourse; black-boyfriend refers to a man that is capable of giving a satisfying pounding.
"If she wore that dress she would have gotten a black-boyfriend." and " Your gonna get a black-boyfriend tonight" and "I wish I could be her black-boyfriend." and "She's black-boyfriend worthy." and "I am a black boyfriend" and "Cohen could give a black-boyfriend"
by ZKazz November 13, 2023
When a Boyfriend gifts a piece of jewelry to their partner and talks about a life together forever, but never actually proposes. Neither makes reference to calling the other their fiancé.
Me: This is Chris. What do you think?
Friend: Wow, he is really cute. You guys seem really happy together. Have you talked about marriage?
Me: Yeah… I think he proposed but he didn’t actually ask me. . He gave me this jade bracelet, and said we were gonna be together forever, and that I didn’t have to do dishes anymore.
Friend: Is he calling you his fiancé?
Me: No, guess that makes him my Boyfriend +.
Friend: Wow, he is really cute. You guys seem really happy together. Have you talked about marriage?
Me: Yeah… I think he proposed but he didn’t actually ask me. . He gave me this jade bracelet, and said we were gonna be together forever, and that I didn’t have to do dishes anymore.
Friend: Is he calling you his fiancé?
Me: No, guess that makes him my Boyfriend +.
by TwoChelles February 09, 2025
August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉
Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
by ijustwantlove2763 August 10, 2022
Through it all he's been at my side. Making me want to better myself and love myself. Helping me find peace in the world and be able to love again. Through it all, he's the only person who I can say I truly love. Through thick and thin, better or for worse. He's always seen the good in me. Even when I was at the lowest points of my life he saw the good in me and loved me for it. Never once did I think I'd find someone as sweet as him. Someone who loves unconditionally, and cares for me and not physically appearance. He's the sweetest guy in the world. The best of men, and the best of people. The only person I want to spend my life with.
by Dorianrrb June 24, 2023
An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024
Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.
1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)
by Joshua87 August 14, 2022
Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!
by Celestine.Integrity March 06, 2024