dirty, smelly, and just plain old ugly man. Has a small penis as well. Generally enjoys taking poops in urinals.
by Adrian Manghisi November 22, 2002
YOYOMA133: What the fuck you homo fucka wat the fuck is wit you
Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard
Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard
by Jamesthegreat52 January 24, 2009
by Johnny Toast December 03, 2009
This is when you shave all the hairs from your asshole to your balls and take the hairs stick them to someone’s face while they sleep using your shit and them slap then awake.
Girl 1 " I am so pissed I sleep over at my boyfriends house one night a and he gives me a brown beard he is so immature"
Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"
Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"
by Sgt.Peppers Bs 5 December 08, 2009
Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
by Bobbity Bob Bobbert August 18, 2011
chorus:
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
by PhantomToe October 14, 2007
You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.
Classy!!!
Classy!!!
by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009