August 22

National kiss your crush day

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘

by AizelAlikai August 21, 2022

august 5

national fuck ur favorite ex day

you miss them so badly? you get to get down on them for a national holiday on august 5

by hausband August 5, 2023

august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝

by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

23th august

The day where people with huge cocks are born

Jacob: dude, did you know that jack is born on 23th august.
Henry: yeah, of course haven't you seen his huge cock

by Hey biiiitchhh November 11, 2019

Augusting

When August end and it's time to accept September.

"I am so augusting right now for it is getting warmer right now. Also I love the song September cause It's really musically interesting music wise right now."

by heretoaugust April 6, 2025

august 14

My basic ass birthfay

Hey, did you know it's August 14th?
Oh wow, that's my birthday

by Séan Miller August 15, 2021

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024