Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.

by Hardened shell October 26, 2019

crusty anus

when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)

i gave your mum a crusty anus

by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020

heinous anus

chick who isgaudy and smarmy that also shows strong signs of hubris. when she is not even a nickle on a scale of 10 . can be used to describe either a male or a female typically females

Mary's over there looking at everybody down her nose like she's better than her when she's nothing but a heinous anus

by uncle Ruhbarb May 16, 2020

Spaghetti Anus

a worm infested bloody anus may contain poop, "meatballs"

I have a spaghetti anus

by Extendedmeme September 12, 2020

Brocks ANUS relief

Brocks story was soon put out there that Michelle Obama had strapped her red long dildo on, and gaped his asshole.

Brocks ANUS relief means gaped and put out in the world

by lexistexs November 5, 2020

Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench

Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.

by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020

Pickled Anus

The posterior sphincter of an animal that has been preserved in vinegar.

"Sacre bleu, did you just say Pickled Anus?

by CNU Tonight October 1, 2020