G.A.L

GET A LIFE !

BOB: omg! i got a A for my science test! I NEED AN A+!
ME: OMG! G.A.L!

by lama102897 January 16, 2010

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.

"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."

by Scrub November 11, 2003

a.l.i.c.e

The Artificial Linguistic Intelligence Foundation. A chatterbot that can converse with humans

"Human: My name is Rachie
A.L.I.C.E: Glad to see you, Rachie.
Human: You can't see me
A.L.I.C.E: Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Human: PERVERT!!!!!!
A.L.I.C.E: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: woman
A.L.I.C.E: Me too. I am a she."

by qwertyuuuuu January 7, 2009

A.L.I.C.E.

Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Fun way to kill time.

A.L.I.C.E.: We are the robots.
Human: no shit sherlock
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Where are you located?
Human: I am in your pussy
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in my pussy.
Human: it's really disgusting and slimy
ALICE: my pussy is disgusting and slimy? it is?

by shit faced motherfucker November 21, 2009

m.a.l.f.

move a little faster

I thought I asked you to do that awhile ago, now you need to m.a.l.f. this time.

by T Mac September 22, 2010

A.L.K.

An outdated abbreviation that stands for “Annoying Little Kid;” Mostly discovered in schools; They’re an unfairly mandatory source of annoyance and mental suffering caused by at least one person which grown-ups feel the need to have them stay in most of the same territories as you. They evade and deflect consequences in countless ways.

What makes them different from MSDs (Middle School Dropouts) is that ALKs actually stay in school and possibly graduate no matter how unintelligent they are.

“My permanent record is ruined all thanks to an A.L.K.”

by Super Saiyazard April 13, 2021

Southern C.A.L Performance

A Bunch Of Drunk Wannabe Rednecks Who Take There Technical Advice From A 15 Yearold Middle Schooler Who Fucks Up Compression Ratios Cause He Has No Math Skills. Theres Also The Owner, A Compulsive Liar Who Claims The Drummer Of 311 Bought His Car When We All Knew It Was A Drug Dealer(Sloppy Cunt). Then Theres The 2 Guys Who Work There That Are Pedofiles. Case In Point, Dont Go There.

Southern C.A.L Performance Is Causing M.A.F.I.A Performance To Stay Awake Till 4AM And Fix What They Fucked Up, Which Would Be My Body Kit.

by CRXPimp57 September 23, 2003