Bum Grape

While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.

Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!

by JP Jeremy October 7, 2008

Bum Fingers

The expession used to describe one's fingers after one has satisfied their habit of picking their anal passage. The individual associated with this habit is Sir Steven of Stechford. Rumour has it, the bum fingers of the master of this art, can be caught by scent from over 200 miles away.

"Steve, get your bum fingers away from me."

"Steven, I can smell your bum fingers"

"Where is Steven?"
"Probably sitting at home with his fingers up his bum"

by Jonathon Locke October 9, 2008

Bum Love

benevolence towards the homeless, the less fortunate, those who are down on their luck

There's a lot of bum love in this town. I just got $50 begging with a "high fives by donation" sign.

by lotuswrench July 11, 2011

bum sauce

Major digestive issues also known as diarrhea.

Dude 1 – Man I got wicked Bum Sauce!

Dude 2 – Well fuck man that’s what you get for eating pizza out of the trash! God go buy a cookbook!

by Somecrazyfemmegirl September 7, 2006

bum jug

cheap wine in a big glass jug

bitch i got this bum jug from rite aid

by Andrew February 23, 2005

dumb bum

A bum that thinks I'm going to give him money.

Jessica walked right by the dumb bum.

by TheSquiZz August 16, 2010

monkey bum

when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.

hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.

by extremeknowledge May 18, 2011