noodles

another way to say nudes

Betty: why did you stop talking to Jake

Laura: he just wanted noodles

by that's the tea July 28, 2019

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Noodle

Noodle is definitely a person who most likely doesn’t have a single brain cell, they definitely are a handful to take care of. They can be stupid, sweet, fruity, and sometimes mean. If you’re dating a Noodle they will give you a lot of attention and a bit clingy, but they definitely have a dirty side. They can be funny in a stupid way and very clumsy.

Person:NOODLE OVER HERE
Noodle:huh*attempts to walk and trips*
Person2:fucking dumbass
Noodle:I’M GOOD

by The idiot under ur bed November 28, 2021

Noodle

What a heterosexual woman becomes, when she drinks too much and makes out with any other female. This is because, a noodle is straight until wet.

Alicia is such a noodle. 3 Shots, then she's swapping spit with any chick willing to make out with her.

by bucbinky May 30, 2016

noodle soodle

A less crude, more appropriate name for a child’s genitaia, more specifically the nut sack.

Those kids have exceptionally small, hairless noodle soodles.

by Ethantyrobi November 22, 2017

Amish noodles

When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce

Mom made Amish noodles for dinner

by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021

noodle salad

When you put a bunch of limp dicks in someone's mouth.

I made a noodle salad to get the party started right!

by Rudolfff April 4, 2016