zombie 

An individual who has a very attractive body but a face that would make medusa turn to stone. So called because the only way of dealing with a zombie is to remove the head.

Marvin: Darren, meet my friend Jill.

Darren: my god! what a zombie!

(Jill runs away sobbing)

zombie by Randal Leadbelcher October 2, 2007

Zombie 

A girl that you think is "infected" with a STD. If you "touch" her, you become a zombie as well. Can apply to males as well.

I would hit that, but she's a zombie.

Zombie by Fergus61 November 9, 2010

Marvel Zombie 

An asshat who sucks on Stan Lee's dick.

MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible characters of them all, but we also have sorcerer's, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."

(quoted by a marvel zombie)

Marvel Zombie by ñiu July 11, 2016

zombie 

a zombie is an undead soul it is humanoid and hence possesses a creed ie being a zombie is possible but hard for humans to attain... it does not thrive of the flesh of other living beings but the flesh of the living god from within

"i had a zombie body" says the living god... back before the flood but i was able to save myself and did not just only live the once few that was close

zombie by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

Zombie 

Otherwise known as a "Beer zombie" or a "Crack zombie"

Someone who has done so much crack and drunk so much beer that thay have died,but thar bodys are still running becouse thay are now running on Crack and beer.So thare prity much a zombie...

...I have a "Beer zombie" in my naberhood

Dude,look at that guy,I think hes a beer zombie

Zombie by Darka November 19, 2007

Zombie Status 

When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.

Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.

Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!

Zombie Status by HockeyMonkey44 November 27, 2010

zombie 

after knocking a girl out - see donkey punch, - spaff on her eyes. when she awakens, she shall'nt be able to see anything. like a zombie

zombie by juggernaut sex monster October 22, 2003