epik funni whale

An unfunny whale who post bad memes in Discord

person 1: Have you ever heard of epik funni whale?
person 2: Yeah he's cringe

by epik funni whale December 16, 2021

Whale Nation

The nation in which Whales are supreme

Sea world contains whales apart of Whale Nation.

by ImAWhale135 April 19, 2018

Whale Dyke

A chubby female who after failing at normal social interaction, acquiesces to her desire for companionship and engages in a lesbian relationship with a fellow chubby female with a similar history of social rejection.

The Whale Dyke had refused to admit to herself or others that she was a lesbian, despite having spent the last eight months engaging in lesbian sex on an almost daily basis with two different fellow chubbies

by mck73 February 12, 2014

Whale

A word used to describe Amy Schumer

That whale is really unfunny.

by millennial humor is so weird E December 5, 2018

Crack the whale

To bang, do the nasty, horizontal tango,

OMG did you guys just crack the whale???

You guys were so loud cracking the whale

by Whalecracker October 17, 2015

whale play

When a person with an obscene amount of Cryptocurrency uses their wealth to control the price of a certain coin

I was going to invest in that coin until I saw that Whale Play was keeping the price down

by GeneralApricot May 31, 2018

Whale

Someone who is fat, On average, still lives with their mom and has no father. They typically spend all their time playing games such as Idle angels, And other anime girl spinning games. They spend lots of money on these games trying to get their favorite "Waifuu" and will never live up to anything in life because they are lazy, fat, pieces of shit, and spend all day on the internet.

Guy: Don't play Idle Angels.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.

by Zubeia May 4, 2022